Inspecting Carol

By Daniel Sullivan
and the Seattle Repertory Theatre
Director John Pryor
Performances
April 22-25, 2010
at the Goddard Center
For the next few months leading up to December, there is a ramshackle, barely equity theatre rehearsing in Weed, CA at the College of the Siskiyous. It is called the Soapbox Playhouse.

Soapbox is rehearsing and presenting its tired annual bread and butter production of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, directed by artistic director Zorah Bloch. Overmatched against Larry Vauxhall, her demonically domineering Scrooge, Ms. Bloch is losing control of the production.

Foremost among a myriad of problems that Soapbox is facing is a debilitating 50% subscription renewal rate which has left its coffers empty. Additionally, Soapbox has just received word that the National Endowment for the Arts is withholding in its entirety this year’s expected grant of $30,000, without which it cannot survive.
On to the plight of the Soapbox. Aspiring actor Wayne Wellacre is seeking to join the company. An amateur with a delusional belief that he is talented. Wayne claims to be a professional in order to induce Soapbox to hire him. At this time, the company is informed that the NEA is sending an inspector to visit the company in order to make a final determination concerning the suspended grant, Ms. Bloch having concluded that Wayne is certainly not an actor, determines that he must be the NEA inspector.

As a result, Wayne is hired and catered to, resulting in a burgeoning of his already inflated ego. Carol captures all the hilarity inherent in this backstage farce which combines Gogol’s The Inspector General with Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.

The laughter reaches its zenith late in the evening when we see several scenes from the Soapbox Carol. When the Actual NEA inspector finally arrives

Courtesy of Samuel French

| Cast | |
| Zorah Bloch | Gina Quary |
| Sidney Carlton | Carl Clark |
| Dorothy Tree Hapgood | Monica Stolfa |
| Larry Vauxhall | Steve Brandenburg |
| Phil Hewlitt | Josh Finberg |
| Walter E. Parsons | Andre Moore |
| Luther Beatty | Jordan Pierce |
| Kevin Emery | Russell Johnson |
| M.J. (Mary Jane) McMann | Lisa Cowan |
| Betty Andrews | Rene Reynolds Sharrock |
| Wayne Wellacre | Brian Alexander |
| Crew | |
| Stage Manager | Ann Perkins |
| Executive Producer | Carl Clark |
| Scenic Designs | Carl Clark |
| Lighting Designer | Matt Tucker |
| Sound Designer | Steve Wisely |
| Costume Designer | Gina Quary |
| Set Construction | Carl Clark, |
| Steve Brandenburg | |
| Michael Bray | |
| Alison & Larry Scott | |
| Rudy Ellis, Jeff Day | |
| Monica Stolfa | |
| John Ryan | |
| Prop Master | Janie Herriott |