Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Character List Miss Mona: 35-55, alto/solo, owner of the Chicken Ranch, kindhearted businesswoman who plays house mother to the girls. Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd: 35-55, baritone/solo, good ol' boy, blind to the media's power, rough and gruff lawman with a soft spot for Miss Mona. Melvin P. Thorpe: 30-55, baritone, boisterous loud, show biz goody- two-shoes masquerading as a TV newsman. Mayor Rufus Poindexter: 35-65, local car salesman and mayor. Senator Wingwoah: 35-65, president of the Aggie Alumni Association, family man, and frequent visitor to the Chicken Ranch. C.J. Scruggs: 35-65, local insurance agent and Jaycees president. Governor: 35-65, tenor/solo, typical politician sidestepping issues. Angel: 22-35, mezzo/solo, hardened city girl who comes to work at the Chicken Ranch, has a young son who exposes her softer side. Shy: 18-27, mezzo, unsophisticated farm girl, sweet, eager to learn. Jewel: 30-55, mezzo/solo, housekeeper at the Chicken Ranch, Mona's confidant, sassy, respectful. Doatsy Mae: 30-55, alto/solo, wisecracking waitress at the local cafe. Edsel Mackey: 25-55, editor of the local newspaper. Narrator: Male 25-55, charismatic cowboy whose songs and tales lead the audience into the show. Other: Singers and dancers as the working girls, cheerleaders, Aggie football players, chorus and Dogettes (male quartet), plus non-singing or dancing roles for townspeople, reporters, protestors, etc. 
Book by Larry L King & Peter Masterson
Music & Lyrics by Carol Hall
Directed by Doris Simpson
Perfomances March 4-6 & 10-13, 2011
at the Goddard Center

Inspired by the real-life Chicken Ranch in La Grange, Texas, don’t let the title keep you away from this enjoyable and timely tale of two-faced politicians and hypocritical moralists.

Set in the 1970s, this is the rollicking story of a little brothel that has been operating in rural

When crusading television reporter Melvin P. Thorpe makes an issue out of the goings-on, the place is threatened to be shutdown by powerful politicians.

Stomp your feet and holler out loud, this down home charmer is a funfest.

The Broadway production was nominated for six Tony Awards (winning two) and eight Drama Desk awards (winning three, including best lyrics and best music).
Courtsey of Samuel French



















